Attack of the Poorly Made Clones

The character you can’t identify – I think it’s Supreme Chancellor Valorum

Are these available to purchase anywhere?

I’d like to buy the Toby One for my son, who we also call Toby One 😀

I’d love to buy the set too!!

I would also like to buy some. I think they would make perfect novelty Christmas gifts.

I’m sure you would be able to sell them as fake figures, as long as you make it clear that they are fake. If you do sell them, please email me.

There is a HUGE market for these, they are bloody hilarious. I would definitely look into the legality of selling them as not-for-children items given that they don’t pass safety standards. With all the publicity coming your way, it would definitely be worth investigating loopholes that would allow you to sell them as adult collectables, not safe for kids? I mean…. I really want a Little Girl.

Would you consider a trade if some sort? Or I can donate to your favorite charity in exchange for a complete set? Maybe “sell me another item” and throw in a set of these figures for free?

I’d like to buy a Toby One character. Please get in contact if you’re allowed to sell me one.

I agree, if when selling the product it is clearly noted these are not genuine and not toys, then you should make available. I would be interested in purchasing before Christmas. Please email me.

I would totally buy a complete set of these! Please email me if you decide to sell them.

I would also like these figures. If you feel weird about selling them, you could gift them to me and I could make a gift to charity on your behalf? Particularly interested in Dennis and Daft Serious.

Add me to the list for a full set!

Is it possible to purchase a full set of these at all? 🙂 Just for novelty value.

I would like to buy a set if possible.

Put me down for a set please

Put me down for a pair of Dennis as well!!

I’d really like a set too. It made me genuinely laugh snort. Upright slug and Dennis are the best names ever

I’m in!

I’d be up for a set…

Me and my kids laughed our heads off at this , I would genuinely like to buy two ‘Dennis’ and two ‘upright slugs’ I can PayPal you

I’d totally buy. Let me know if they go on sale.

I would love to buy a set! Are you selling them??

Hi I know you’re probably board of people asking but I would love to buy this set for my collection , just name your price , if you’re interested let me know

I would be willing to purchase a full set of these. I can pay using paypal. If interested, please email me.

Yes, they are terrible toys. No, it’s not a terrible film. You’re an idiot. And that’s Chancellor Valorum.

How do i order a set?

It’s not nice to tease us

I too would love to buy a couple of toby-0nes (we have a nephew whom we call toby-one kenobi) and a couple of dennis’s!

Depending on the price, I truly want to buy several full sets! These things represent everything that is good and right in the world! No kidding, contact me!

I too wish to be poorly conned by these! Please sell them!

I’m not convinced that the information presented in this article is accurate. It looks like a devious publicity stunt to me.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE find a way to put these up for sale! If the price is right, I would buy a couple of full sets to give as gifts to some of my coworkers that are almost as big of a fan as I am…and they would LOVE to have these! I would hope that if you can find a way to sell these, all of us that have made comments should get first dibs since we had to give you our email address (so you know how to contact us).

I’d be interested in a complete set of these if they are available to be bought

Would also love a set if possible 🙂 Maybe you could ‘give ‘ them away for a donation to a charity or something.

I too would be interested in buying a set, these would be amazing white elephant gifts!

Also my brother Dennis will absolutely die when he sees this.

Also to clarify after reading some other comments here

-I fully understand I would not be buying Star Wars products
-These toys would not be distributed to kids, only very drunk adults

I’d be happy to make a donation to the charity of your choice in exchange for Dennis, Upright Slug and What 🙂 I’ll pay postage too!

I think you’re right about not being able to sell these due to them being (so obviously) counterfeit products.

I’d love a set of these. Very amusing.

I SERIOUSLY want to know what, if anything, they say with those “CommTech” chips. lol

These are gold, would love to pick up one or even a full set if they are put up for sale!

I’d buy them just to get a laugh out of them

I’m desperate to buy a few Dennis’s. This character personifies my uncle of the same name and I want to buy several for my relatives.

Karl, you can sell them, the law says that you can’t sell them AS a representation for the actual goods. In other words, if you say they are star wars memorabilia, then you can’t sell them. But you are saying they are bootleg products that are not actually representations of the original movie. In other words, you just have to give full disclosure.

My husband’s name is Dennis and my son’s name is Anakin. I would literally give an arm and a leg for that Dennis figurine.

I would love a full set of these figures for my collection ! Please contact me too !! I love em ! Must have on my wall! Thanks . Very cool for posting this article.

I would love to have a couple of sets of these. Let me know if you can make it happen!

Please my nickname as a kid realized. How can I get a Toby One?

Would be geniunely interested in buying these!

My god, any amount just name it. How much do I have to pay for these. I’m dying, I need these in my life. Please, just name a price take it all!

I dont think you can sell them but you can give them away for a donation to something 😉 I want them too. 😀

I will gladly buy a whole set! Please see if you can find a way to offer them 🙂

you can sell as private collection in a a auction like ebay

I have cash waiting for these i must have a set! Sell them as novelty/humour pieces with disclaimer that they are not toys it seems like plenty of people wpuld love these

Please sell me a full set and a few extra dennis figures!

Please tell me that these are for sale! I would buy the entire set!!

Is there any way I can buy one of these? I showed toby-one to my dad and he lost it xD I’m gonna get him one

These are so great, thanks for sharing. And, like most of the other posters, I would also be interested in some of these if you do decide to sell them. Happy holidays!

Ditto the other comments- I’d love to buy a set of these, they’re hilarious! Sure there’s a way to retail them as ‘not star wars’ let me know…

I’d love to get a couple Dennis figures for display. The guys here at the office think they’re hilarious.

I love the R2-3PO! I’m sure these will pop up in dollar stores with a title of “Space Wars.”

There must be a way to legally sell these. Offer them in recompense for a donation to charity? Include them “free” with a purchase of something else?

I would purchase an entire set, or donate. Please contact me.

Wow… These are hysterical! I’d really love to buy a set if at all possible!

I need these in my collection!

I remember reading this, someone posted a photo today on Facebook of your Dennis figure, it got a good laugh and then I posted the Daily Mail article which still linked to this blog entry. Good to see it is still making people laugh almost 3 years later! I would love to buy some or all of these, I would love Toby One or Dennis or even Upright Slug, I would display them proudly for everyone. 😀

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