DESIGN FLAWED SNOWFLAKE 'COCK UP' CHRISTMAS JUMPER

DESIGN FLAWED SNOWFLAKE 'COCK UP' CHRISTMAS JUMPER 

Our stock offerings are not always down to bankrupt or overstock but can also be down to fundamental design flaws.

Recently, British designer John Thomas made a bit of a cock up after a high street retailer, who commissioned the jumpers, pointed out that the snowflakes contained suspicious images that one can only describe as being a little phallic.

The retailer, who was intending to wang it out in their stores in the run up to Christmas have acted swiftly to save any further embarrassment.

Now, Wholesale Clearance UK are appealing to all our humorous fans to let it all out and embrace their funny sides this festive season.

So get out your penis - oops *pennies!! and grab one of our Christmas jumpers for a discounted rate of £10.99.

Don’t be a dick, a percentage of the proceeds will be donated to Prostate Cancer UK.

Please use the ‘Buy It Now’ button and let us know your size in the comments box *wink wink*.

Now famous jumpers as modelled by Karl Baxter ( Our very own MD )

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